I went into my tournament carrying this paddle like I was the Japanese steaming towards Pearl Harbor. My competition did not even know what hit them. I could not tell if the floor was so wet from their tears or all the women watching me take the souls of innocent ping pongers. At one point the referees tested my paddle for steroids because it was like Barry Bonds' 2001 season with 73 homeruns. I am unfortunately banned from the professional arena now due to spinning the ball so hard against a female opponent it penetrated her and the paddle was confiscated for sexual assault. 10/10 would recommend!
Anthony "The Pong Slayer" Cicchino
Wherever the table is available.